togakiss:

I’m really loving miiverse a lot

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lungri:

dave-youfool:

digitalinkblots:

terminallycapricious:

bikwin5:

EGGS.

WHEN I WAKE UP FIRST THING I DO

EGGS

EGGS

Oh hey it’s that one thing thesylverlining introduced me to that one time

This did not disappoint!

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bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via inbreadshark)


chaoswithdiscord:

hopesbluelight:

Oh…my…god

MY GOD DAMN FEELS

(via maryamshrine)


Lookin’ at your Crush from across the room like


(via oteresk)


thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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(via thepagejakeenglish)



now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

(via the-batters-glorious-ass)


some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

(via trohmosexual)


terrestrialcrap:

sitbackandenjoytheshow:

Why would someone make this.

man tag this im crying

(via the-batters-glorious-ass)


transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

(via piefacemcgee)


Q
Spooky scary skeletons

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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